New notification
Package delivered
Let's see what we got
Scroll, tap, swipe, repeat
Buying stuff while I'm asleep
Saw the model look so fire
Fueling my divine desire
Express ship and treat myself
Need some newness on the shelf
Open the box, had to laugh
It looks like it was cut in half
Did I need it?
No
Did I buy it?
Yes
Is my bank account currently in distress?
Maybe
Swipe the card, take the hit
Does this outfit even fit?
Shop and fail
Oops, I did it again
Shop and fail
Tell me when will it end?
Shop and fail, add to cart, break my heart
Shop and fail
Influencer made me do it
Saw the link and ran right to it
One size fits all, that's a lie
It wouldn't fit a butterfly
The color's off, the fabric's cheap
I'll add it to the growing heap
Return policy to my stress
I guess I own another mess
Did I need it? No
Did I buy it? Yes
Swipe the card, take the hit
Does this outfit even fit?
Shop and fail
Oops, I did it again
Shop and fail
Tell me when will it end?
Shop and fail
I took her, break my heart
Shop and fail
Shop and fail
Okay, so it's a crop top now
Whatever, I'll make it work.
Where's my phone?
Need to post this.
Caption. Nailed it.
We'll be right back.
Lyrics © 2026 Toravo.
