Step in the train just another day
But the ticket man's a parrot screaming no delay
A lion's lounging on a broken sea
Monkeys dancing to the jungle beat
Flamingos flossin' rats in hats
A rhino DJ droppin' bass like that
I look around, oh lord I'm doomed
A giraffe's neck hittin' the ceiling
BOOM
It's a panic, it's a zoo
On the subway what do we do?
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my
Someone tell me is this real life?
It's a panic subway zoo
Even the penguins vibin' too
Doors won't open, breaks don't work
We're goin' wild, berserk, berserk
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Elephants blasting out the trumpet line
Koalas stuck in the do not cross sign
Orders taking selfies on the rail
Crocodiles serving in a luggage pail
Snakes in ties, hawks in heels
Baboons hacking all the ticket deals
Next stop, chaos, the speaker screams
The subway zoo is breaking dreams
It's a panic, it's a zoo
On the subway, what do we do?
Meerkat's moshing in, car two
This ain't no ride, it's a freaking zoo
Train won't stop, it's on a loop
A raccoon's leading, I'm a marching troop
I lost my mind, but found the groove
Welcome aboard, now join the move
We'll be right back.
You
Lyrics © 2025 Toravo.
