Woke up in a suit made of pizza rolls
Crushed an energy drink in my cereal bowl
Tonight's the night, streamer prom is live
Even my toaster's got a date and I barely survive
Benji came in VR drip, full body lag
Said let's prom pose with the loot box flag
Grace wore glitter Crocs and a flaming crown
We slow danced with glitches while the server went down
Twitch chat scrolling on the wall
Spam L plus ratio at the bathroom stall
My date's an A.I. and a prom corsage
She crashed mid-sentence like, would you marry, girl?
Welcome to the streamer prom, lagging like my brain
I wore a pizza tux and danced inside the rain
Toasters on the DJ deck, frog throws up confetti
Brain rat squad arrived, we're dressed but not ready
Streamer prom, cringe overload
Goat streamer prom, I brought it goat streamer prom
No one voted king, but I won best dress for doing nothing
The prom queen flossed until her spine gave out
Principals a twitch mod yelling, time out
Snack tables raided by a raccoon in shades
DJ's a fridge who only plays lo-fi plates
I got dumped in a Discord VC
My toaster left me for an NFT'd
Rackera brought memes taped to her chest
And said, this is my truth in a Saquin vest
Teachers crying in the Fortnite zone
Someone just dabbed into a traffic cone
I tried to kiss Grace, but she turned to a GIF
Now I'm banned from love
What a cosmic whiff
Streamer Brom, reality lagged
Streamer Brom, my tux got hacked
Streamer Brom, brain full of soup
I broke the punch bowl in a Roblox loop
Streamer prom, confetti's cursed
Streamer prom, emotion reversed
Streamer prom, we danced in fear
Then Toaster Patapim said prom ends here
I never wanted to be prom king
I just wanted to stream love
But the wifi had other plans
Welcome to the streamer prom, chaos on parade
I danced with destiny and got DDO's by fate
No happy ending, but that's just fine
Cause brain rat prom was truly divine
Streamer Brom, forever fried
Streamer Brom, cringe certified
Streamer Brom, where dreams decay
And love gets memed in 1080p delay
Lyrics © 2025 Toravo.
